The horror... the horror... Scary Movie 4 is flat-out horrible. Murderously speaking, it's the most badly done of the four. Let's say if the Harry Potter movies just keeps on getting better and better and better and better, the Scary Movie spoof franchise keeps on getting badder and badder and badder. Save the first installment of Scary Movie; I think Scary Movie 1 is the best of them all, and easily the most laughable and entertaining. But after that, what the hell just f-ing happened? If the Wayans brothers couldn't now fart a big load of laugh, how much more from the Naked Gun director David Zucker, who knows nothing but throwing, sliding, bumping and knocking each other heads off. Since when did a Anna Faris being hit by a baseball became funny? Since when did a gigantic iPod emerging from the ground became interesting? Since when did Shaquille O'Neal became well-suited to movies? I mean, he doesn't even know how to act for Christ's sake. Truly horrible, the most bland, most underserving, unlaughable and a disaster flick, too far-fetched from the anticipated spoof film. It spoofed a lot, yeah, but it was like 99.99999% of it didn't worked. Except fot the Brokeback Mountain parody and the Tom-Cruise-sprinting-on-Oprah's-couch spoof. But apart from those two, it contains the most nonsensical plot I've seen in my whole life. After watching this film, I realised one thing. After the first two Scary Movies, they turned down sexuality a bit and plowed it around the PG-13 territory. I guess the makers should realise to pull the strings back to R-18 territory, in that way, maybe they could save the day. But it's too late now, Scary Movie 4 is the last and final chapter of the trilogy, wasn't it?
Rating: D