Brace your selves! The Golden Globes have rolled their golden balls, the Oscars have bestowed their naked statues, the Empire have awarded their glass bricks - now's the time for The Moviejerk to turn the limelight and cause the commotion of the movie nation by giving, er, nothing.. And I don't have top hats to give away, let alone lightsabers, so don't hope on it.

The Moviejerk Awards, with this year's tagline "Unstoppable. Unbeatable. Unbelievable.", will prove that awards need no sparkling, shimmering, slendid trophies to be given, but real honour to those who truly deserve the mentions of the year that was. Don't believe it. After all, The Moviejerk is a nobody in the industry... so might as well... you know...


The melodrama! The horror! The suspense! It's all here this coming 21st of March 2008, Friday - watch out for THE MOVIEJERK'S TOP 10 FILMS OF 2007, and the follow-up main event - THE MOVIEJERK AWARDS 2007.

Oh, by the way, it's not broadcasted in telly, in case you're wondering. This is probably the only body in the film industry who's literally broke. Charity donations for the less fortunate are welcomed. :p