Janz Datinguinoo (c) March 2007...
Last year, the Brokeback cowboys rode the scene and grabbed the Best Picture gold. But in Oscars, it never did. They chose Crash instead. However, 2006 was cowboy-free and crash-free that even the yee-has were missing out of trace. This year, it's totally different as Scorcese's era was nigh and again, that was in Oscars. Golden Globes told a different story as well, as they picked a globally-conscious drama than the thrill of mobs. BAFTA, on the other hand, deftly drew the carpet for the royalties: the king of Scotland and the queen of Great Britain.
The Moviejerk Awards 2006 presents you the wildest part of the story. You'll never know who will win (not that I pick those who don't win any awards, bo-hoo) but it's just that in my own opinion, screw Oscars, Golden Globes and BAFTA. This is the real thing. This are the awards for those who truly deserve it the most.
Roll the red carpet please.
MAJOR CATEGORY
BEST PICTURE
Pan's Labyrinth
Runner-Up:
Babel
BEST DIRECTOR
Guillermo Del Toro, Pan's Labyrinth
Runner-Up:
Alfonso Cuaron, Children of Men
BEST ACTOR
Forest Whitaker, The Last King of Scotland
Runner-Up:
Leonardo DiCaprio, The Departed
BEST ACTRESS
Helen Mirren, The Queen
Runner-Up:
Natalie Portman, V For Vendetta
BEST ACTOR IN A SUPPORTING ROLE
Jack Nicholson, The Departed
Runner-Up:
Brad Pitt, Babel
BEST ACTRESS IN A SUPPORTING ROLE
Jennifer Hudson, Dreamgirls
Runner-Up:
Rinko Kikuchi, Babel
BEST ORIGINAL SCREENPLAY
Little Miss Sunshine
Runner-Up:
Pan's Labyrinth
BEST ADAPTED SCREENPLAY
The Departed
Runner-Up:
Marie Antoinette
BEST FOREIGN FILM
Pan's Labyrinth
Runner-Up:
Apocalypto
BEST ORIGINAL SCORE
Little Miss Sunshine
Runner-Up:
The Fountain
BEST CINEMATOGRAPHY
Children of Men
Runner-Up:
The Fountain
BEST ART DIRECTION
Pan's Labyrinth
Runner-Up:
The Fountain
BEST COSTUME DESIGN
Marie Antoinette
Runner-Up:
Apocalypto
BEST MAKE-UP
Pan's Labyrinth
Runner-Up:
Perfume: A Story of a Murderer
BEST FILM EDITING
The Departed
Runner-Up:
Pan's Labyrinth
BEST VISUAL EFFECTS
Pirates of the Carribean: Dead Man's Chest
Runner-Up:
The Fountain
AWARDS BY GENRE
Best Action/Adventure Film
Pirates of the Carribean: Dead Man's Chest
Best Animated Film
Happy Feet
Best Comedy Film
Borat
Best Drama Film
Babel
Best Foreign Film
Pan's Labyrinth
Best Horror Film
The Descent
Best Family Film
Little Miss Sunshine
Best Romance Film
The Fountain
Best Sci-Fi Film
Children of Men
Best Fantasy Film
Pan's Labyrinth
Best Thriller Film
Apocalypto
Best Musical Film
Dreamgirls
MINOR CATEGORY
COOLEST MOVIE OF THE YEAR
Casino Royale
Runner-Up:
V For Vendetta
WORST MOVIE OF THE YEAR
Date Movie
Runner-Up:
The Omen
MOST OVERRATED MOVIE OF THE YEAR
The Departed
Runner-Up:
Borat
MOST UNDERRATED MOVIE OF THE YEAR
The Fountain
Runner-Up:
Marie Antoinette
BIGGEST SURPRISE OF THE YEAR
Casino Royale
Runner-Up:
Apocalypto
BIGGEST DISAPPOINMENT OF THE YEAR
The Omen
Runner-Up:
The Da Vinci Code
BREAKTHROUGH PERFORMANCE BY AN ACTRESS
Jennifer Hudson, Dreamgirls
Runner-Up:
Rinko Kikuchi, Babel
BREAKTHROUGH PERFORMANCE BY AN ACTOR
Daniel Craig, Casino Royale
Runner-Up:
Ryan Gosling, Half Nelson
BEST YOUNG ACTRESS
Abigail Breslin, Little Miss Sunshine
Runner-Up (tie):
Ivana Baquero, Pan's Labyrinth
Keke Palmer, Akeelah and the Bee
COOLEST MOVIE COUPLE OF THE YEAR
James Bond & Vesper Lynd, Casino Royale
Runner-Up:
Tom & Izzie, The Fountain
BEST ACTION SEQUENCES
Casino Royale
Runner-Up:
Apocalypto
BEST KISS
Daniel Craig & Eva Green in the sand, Casino Royale
Runner-Up:
Hugh Jackman & Rachel Weisz in the bathtub, The Fountain
BEST MOVIE LINE OF THE YEAR
"Our deepest fear is not that we are inadequate. Our deepest fear is that we are powerful beyond measure. It's our light that frightens us, not our darkness." - Akeelah and the Bee
Runner-Up (tie):
"Life is a fucking beauty pageant one after another." - Little Miss Sunshine "Whatever's left of me, whatever there is, I'm yours." - Casino Royale
MOST MEMORABLE SCENE IN A MOVIE
The Family Dance in the Beauty Pageant, Little Miss Sunshine
Runner-Up:
The Killing Elevator Scene, The Departed
HOTTEST FEMALE CELEBRITY OF THE YEAR
Angelina Jolie
Runner-Up:
Eva Green
HOTTES MALE CELEBRITY OF THE YEAR
Daniel Craig
Runner-Up:
Brad Pitt
MOST UNFORGETTABLE CHARACTER OF THE YEAR
The Faun Pan, Pan's Labyrinth
Runner-Up (tie):
Borat Sagdiyev, Borat Grenouille, Perfume: A Story of a Murderer
BEST VILLAIN
Captain Davy Jones, Pirates of the Carribean: Dead Man's Chest
Runner-Up:
Idi Amin, The Last King of Scotland
ENSEMBLE OF THE YEAR AWARD
Little Miss Sunshine
Runner-Up:
The Departed
LONGEST MOVIE TITLE OF THE YEAR
Borat: Cultural Learnings of America for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan
BEST MOVIE POSTER OF THE YEAR
Flags of Our Fathers
Runner-Up(tie):
Perfume: A Story of a Murderer
Blood Diamond
BEST MOVIE TRAILER
Casino Royale
Runner-Up:
V For Vendetta
BEST MOVIE TAGLINE
"No one can outrun their destiny." - Apocalypto
Runner-Up(tie):
"Innocence has a power evil cannot imagine." - Pan's Labyrinth "Changing the world one word at a time." - Akeelah and the Bee
BEST PICTURE
Pan's Labyrinth
Runner-Up:
Babel
BEST DIRECTOR
Guillermo Del Toro, Pan's Labyrinth
Runner-Up:
Alfonso Cuaron, Children of Men
BEST ACTOR
Forest Whitaker, The Last King of Scotland
Runner-Up:
Leonardo DiCaprio, The Departed
BEST ACTRESS
Helen Mirren, The Queen
Runner-Up:
Natalie Portman, V For Vendetta
BEST ACTOR IN A SUPPORTING ROLE
Jack Nicholson, The Departed
Runner-Up:
Brad Pitt, Babel
BEST ACTRESS IN A SUPPORTING ROLE
Jennifer Hudson, Dreamgirls
Runner-Up:
Rinko Kikuchi, Babel
BEST ORIGINAL SCREENPLAY
Little Miss Sunshine
Runner-Up:
Pan's Labyrinth
BEST ADAPTED SCREENPLAY
The Departed
Runner-Up:
Marie Antoinette
BEST FOREIGN FILM
Pan's Labyrinth
Runner-Up:
Apocalypto
BEST ORIGINAL SCORE
Little Miss Sunshine
Runner-Up:
The Fountain
BEST CINEMATOGRAPHY
Children of Men
Runner-Up:
The Fountain
BEST ART DIRECTION
Pan's Labyrinth
Runner-Up:
The Fountain
BEST COSTUME DESIGN
Marie Antoinette
Runner-Up:
Apocalypto
BEST MAKE-UP
Pan's Labyrinth
Runner-Up:
Perfume: A Story of a Murderer
BEST FILM EDITING
The Departed
Runner-Up:
Pan's Labyrinth
BEST VISUAL EFFECTS
Pirates of the Carribean: Dead Man's Chest
Runner-Up:
The Fountain
AWARDS BY GENRE
Best Action/Adventure Film
Pirates of the Carribean: Dead Man's Chest
Best Animated Film
Happy Feet
Best Comedy Film
Borat
Best Drama Film
Babel
Best Foreign Film
Pan's Labyrinth
Best Horror Film
The Descent
Best Family Film
Little Miss Sunshine
Best Romance Film
The Fountain
Best Sci-Fi Film
Children of Men
Best Fantasy Film
Pan's Labyrinth
Best Thriller Film
Apocalypto
Best Musical Film
Dreamgirls
MINOR CATEGORY
COOLEST MOVIE OF THE YEAR
Casino Royale
Runner-Up:
V For Vendetta
WORST MOVIE OF THE YEAR
Date Movie
Runner-Up:
The Omen
MOST OVERRATED MOVIE OF THE YEAR
The Departed
Runner-Up:
Borat
MOST UNDERRATED MOVIE OF THE YEAR
The Fountain
Runner-Up:
Marie Antoinette
BIGGEST SURPRISE OF THE YEAR
Casino Royale
Runner-Up:
Apocalypto
BIGGEST DISAPPOINMENT OF THE YEAR
The Omen
Runner-Up:
The Da Vinci Code
BREAKTHROUGH PERFORMANCE BY AN ACTRESS
Jennifer Hudson, Dreamgirls
Runner-Up:
Rinko Kikuchi, Babel
BREAKTHROUGH PERFORMANCE BY AN ACTOR
Daniel Craig, Casino Royale
Runner-Up:
Ryan Gosling, Half Nelson
BEST YOUNG ACTRESS
Abigail Breslin, Little Miss Sunshine
Runner-Up (tie):
Ivana Baquero, Pan's Labyrinth
Keke Palmer, Akeelah and the Bee
COOLEST MOVIE COUPLE OF THE YEAR
James Bond & Vesper Lynd, Casino Royale
Runner-Up:
Tom & Izzie, The Fountain
BEST ACTION SEQUENCES
Casino Royale
Runner-Up:
Apocalypto
BEST KISS
Daniel Craig & Eva Green in the sand, Casino Royale
Runner-Up:
Hugh Jackman & Rachel Weisz in the bathtub, The Fountain
BEST MOVIE LINE OF THE YEAR
"Our deepest fear is not that we are inadequate. Our deepest fear is that we are powerful beyond measure. It's our light that frightens us, not our darkness." - Akeelah and the Bee
Runner-Up (tie):
"Life is a fucking beauty pageant one after another." - Little Miss Sunshine "Whatever's left of me, whatever there is, I'm yours." - Casino Royale
MOST MEMORABLE SCENE IN A MOVIE
The Family Dance in the Beauty Pageant, Little Miss Sunshine
Runner-Up:
The Killing Elevator Scene, The Departed
HOTTEST FEMALE CELEBRITY OF THE YEAR
Angelina Jolie
Runner-Up:
Eva Green
HOTTES MALE CELEBRITY OF THE YEAR
Daniel Craig
Runner-Up:
Brad Pitt
MOST UNFORGETTABLE CHARACTER OF THE YEAR
The Faun Pan, Pan's Labyrinth
Runner-Up (tie):
Borat Sagdiyev, Borat Grenouille, Perfume: A Story of a Murderer
BEST VILLAIN
Captain Davy Jones, Pirates of the Carribean: Dead Man's Chest
Runner-Up:
Idi Amin, The Last King of Scotland
ENSEMBLE OF THE YEAR AWARD
Little Miss Sunshine
Runner-Up:
The Departed
LONGEST MOVIE TITLE OF THE YEAR
Borat: Cultural Learnings of America for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan
BEST MOVIE POSTER OF THE YEAR
Flags of Our Fathers
Runner-Up(tie):
Perfume: A Story of a Murderer
Blood Diamond
BEST MOVIE TRAILER
Casino Royale
Runner-Up:
V For Vendetta
BEST MOVIE TAGLINE
"No one can outrun their destiny." - Apocalypto
Runner-Up(tie):
"Innocence has a power evil cannot imagine." - Pan's Labyrinth "Changing the world one word at a time." - Akeelah and the Bee
Because the award-giving body cannot afford putting up a show and hiring Ellen Degeneres or Chris Rock or maybe Jack Black to host, this is the only way where you will know the winners. Fact: The Moviejerk is also a slacker. Major plonker. Until next year then. 2007 will be another eventful year, we hope. Cheers.
